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Old 01-17-2021, 01:01 PM   #1
UPN Zuch
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Join Date: May 2020
Location: Detroit
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Default Since Kungfugrip ghosted me...

After begging me for a pic battle...






People used to look up to you so I’ll keep it blunt
At one point you were a Trailblazer, now you look like you sleep in one
You got style my guy, what a tough example
The homeless look is usually hard to pull off but you’re a fucking natural
Bringing a junkie home? I hope her fam will stop her
“Camera is over here Kevin! Please stop eyeing my gramma’s copper”
You’re cracked out, while life is toxic at your pace
Your idea of a ‘striptease’ is when your girlfriend dangles Suboxone in your face
You have mental problems, and it’s a fact Zooch ruthless
Your head ain’t conditioned for this shit, but at least run some shampoo through it
This is easy, taking selfie’s with the trashiest wife
Peeps call you ‘washed up’, but you’ve never had a bath in your life
A shower and a shave would probably help with that sudden itch
Plus I doubt your girl enjoys getting her snatch eaten by Cousin It
Yeah me and my girl cuddle, that’s my ride or die dogg
Your bitch only looks to you for a spoon when its time to tie off
For real, stop acting like you’re done with your ways
Cheek bones have collapsed further than each and every one of your veins
Your whole appearance is brass, my shit is Diamond sector
My barber is the truth, your hairline couldn’t pass a lie detector
Rehab romance? That bitch is on her knees for the chedda
You wear heroin like a mask, she looks like V for Vendetta
Where did your body go? I mean it merely affects me
People ask what’s been eating Kung all these years, clearly it’s hep C
Money cash hoes, I got a dank amount
You settled for a hard 4 because no one else will co-sign a bank account
Jesus Christ you’re ugly, what’s her dad think of all this?
He thought she would bring home Mr. Clean Cut, not a tall drink of dog piss




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The sight’s laser. Lift the beam from the hip like a lightsaber/
Or pull up to ya doorstep...I’m on ya porch wavin like polite neighbors/

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