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Old 01-11-2021, 04:49 PM   #8
El Muffin
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Amber alert on this little bitch . Gf calling his folks
The next fb missing post abt a txt rapper won’t be a hoax
( ok open )
Headshot . See how shells from a strap taste
44 bringing this tropic thunder and the gun powder once again givin u black face
( wording seems a bit uninspired but the concept is gold . I Rock with it kinda )
Ur battle return fell flat ... no ones interested ..wifey got u feeling neglected
Txt like ur marriage invested a bunch of years to not be respected
( don demarco )
The fact u begged for change is a shame .. but wit bars he’s no amatuer
I don’t doubt u can cook up some shit.. blue proved u a pan handler
( don demarcoooo )
Accept ur fate like man .. no crying begging or chit chat
No need to die being a pussy .. I hear your dad already did that
( I’m missing some vital information . Didn’t know all that . How’d his dad die?)
Ur a faggot in ur soul ..
if the ku cucks klan had a grand wizard ud be magic for the role
( okay)
Fuck ur wife fuck ur mother fuck ur daughter
my whole team in ya house before the votes counted we trump supporters
( okay )
We quarantined. Sitting . Chillin. Stackin money enjoying our hobbies
U working from home cuz wifey kicked u out.. now u sleep in the lobby
( lazy close )

His chick is maaaad thick, her fav fragrance is ranch dip
I would rather be underrated.. Underfire... Drowning under water.. Anything but under that fat bitch
( I’ve seen her & she’s not big at all . Bit of a reach . But for the sake of the concept this is still a bit underwhelming imo . It’s ok )
And shes Hispanic, so everytime she shaves the schick breaks
Thats why her lower back looks like she got a tramp stamp of finnys chicks leg
( wut )
Such an odd couple, but ur differences got u locked
She looks like a heffer and you sound like a steak sizzling when you talk
( lmao nice lisp play )
Heard this gay fez sells drugs to pay rent
Not sure what product hes pushing but 1 look at his girl and I know it aint meth
( eh ok )
Better not go to jail hush, someone smarten him up
Cause anytime he does a* lengthy sentence he sounds retarded as fuck
( could of done more with that angle but considering your style I guess you had to tie it up real prompt like . Left much to be desired )
Any personal you try is played, 'use to be black' disses hit nada
Even hotel shots will end with you dead, like this shits in rwanda
( mmm . Eh )
Just kill yourself faggot, no1 fucks with ya now
If i see you on the ledge ill add a foot faster than blue do to a bumble account
( nice )
Tropics gon run up in ya crib and let the shells spit
Have 1st responders thinkin ur whole families celebrating Día de Muertos...until the smell hits
( nah )


Somewhattttt close . I think hush had less misses though . More bars that were ok rather than completely missing . Frac had two couplets that I thought were nice though .

V/ hush via consistency

Nothing wrong with ku cucks clan btw. That was intentional I promise you
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