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Old 01-11-2021, 04:07 PM   #12
El Muffin
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
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Battle Record: 43-24


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- Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast

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both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground
( cool misdirection . Good way to open )
You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes
( this was crazy fresh . N well worded )
kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine
( I fw this as well . Taking me back )
We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List
( nice )
Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher
( unlike some ppl im missing this reference .. and I am a devout believer in doing research whilst judging a bar decreases it’s impact . Like say for instance you are watching a battle live ... nobodies googling bars that were said after they hear em . I’m just one of the few who don’t get it . It be like that . )
This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me
( nah )
Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch
( nic3. Simple but effective )
I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth
( niiice )
Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?
( Yeesh )
“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic
( lazy closer imo . )
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