[El Muffin]

Nope, never happened, who gave this brother acid?
If you choked on my dick any more, I’d have to name it Summer Classic
( this hits. Good open )
And that match with Zuch was absolutely littered with pit falls
Next time you go 60, make it miles per hour, & into a brick wall
( short n succinct . Humorous misdirection )
You’re a short, tiny-footed, fake bachelor faggot
That hairline’s all a show & it stops behind your ears like amateur magic
( lmao . Fire )
Not to drive a wedge, but we both give ur wife the gnarly goods
We got the same technique, but your gear’s a lot smaller like Charlie Woods
( I fw this . Nice touch with the setup . I see what you did there )
Been plotting your demise, quit begging me to make it stop
I’ve got a “sure, fire” plan... when the hitman asks if he can take the shot
( cool concept . Never seen that before )
What in the Dickens? Yeah, Charles wrote about a sick, hurt kid
But his Tiny Tim ain’t half as sad as the pair you’ve gotta slide inserts in
( this is just ok)
It’s like you’re crafting music, I’m all for it, rock on bud
Cuz ur verses lead more people to bridges than a good pop song does
( mmmm. Not feeling this as much . At first glance it’s ok but I think you could’ve done without )
Blood in his urine, loose teeth, Imma beat ya dead
But there’s nothing I can do to him he can’t blame on his Propecia meds
( eh . Ok . Thus far you are doing a bang up job of not missing completely )
Condoms never fit him, his dick gets compared to Cheetos
Bro, you’re never reaching that Reservoir tip again, like Tarantino
( never mind . I stand corrected . This needed more dome to it to drive it home but I’m not seeing what else you could have done . One of those concepts you unfortunately have to shoot in the head n get rid of)
Stays drinking hard seltzer’s, loves it when it hits his tongue
This guys a Claw machine, and the size of a prize that you can win from one
( corny at first glance but it’s cool )
Your wife used to be loyal, wanted the kids, house, and the stash
Now our plan’s finally coming together, and watching it drip out of her ass
( needs rewording. Don’t like it as is much )
Lying about his Peloton, you shouldn’t share stuff, my friend
Please, the only conditioning you do is after visits to Hair Club For Men
( decent / cool close )


i admit it UPN. you’ve really brought a vibe to the sector
congrats to Zuch for champin, Dave for verses of the week. & User for the .500 record
( good open . Direct & effective )
think ur the heart of The Tropics cuz you shout ‘teamwork’ hoe?
yeahhh man you’re the Key...we roll our eyes at in the chat like “reword bro”
( I don’t think even you know what you managed to do here . This resonates like a mf .. with me . )
ironic you ran from UPN lookin’ like SUCH a coward..
cuz committing to switchboards is also why you make $12 bucks an hour
( clever. I fw this )
i give my friends advice so their lives can thrive..
when tony weighs in on something he takes a second glance then dies inside
( lol here come the big jokes. This was well done though )
i’m a gifted singer, live a passionate life
Tony’s got pipes too. zuchs in his left hand & fracs in his right
( ha . Ok )
striking out on tinder has reallly left this guy defeated
it’s time to beat it. if User wants to see Sparks Fly he needs to go & drive a Prius
( ehhhh )
Tony gun bars?! we’ve never seen your waist with a gat punk
we only think ur Carrying cuz one look at ya belly screams eight & a half months
( niiiice )
scope locked. i’m perched up stalkin’ the scene
when i see his dome i’m ‘picking off the hair’ like User dropping a wing
( lmao . Nice )
it’s 2020 & if we meet up on the street to get raw..
only curbside pickup you'll be dealing w/ then are ur teeth & your jaw
( fresh concept . Surprised I never seen this . cool )
fuck you whitey i don’t need to let the Wesson spray..
give you the George Floyd treatment, neon your neck like a techno rave
( goddamn wypipo I swear . Lol . This 0retty cool though. Nothing heavy )
sex is something he never will masta
i called his ex, she said the rigatonis so small it resembles the pasta
( wp is sound . That’s the most impressive part . Guarantee that hasn’t been done on him . I think you were lazy with the tie in but fuck else were you gonna do . I get it )
you worked in a urinalysis lab? HA i’m glad you gave ur notice fam
asked ppl to ‘fill up the cup’ & u’ll do the same in 10 years as a homeless man
( not feeling this . Pretty bland play on exposed information )

Relatively close .. by the looks of things I think I have blue taking it by one quote ( 6-7) but I can see it going either way . A couple of Users bars had so much “ potential “ like for example the resevoir tip one . That was creative as hell but it just needed to be tied in better . Kinda bit him in the ass on a couple of those types of executions fs .

V/ blue by one quoteable

Good shit fellas