[El Muffin]

dope mags. modding prowess. but ur text is still shitty tho
u just excel in all the wrong places like in the Dilemma video
( this is fireeee. Hope ppl get it because I honestly forgot about that shit until I saw memes about it. You probably know exactly what I’m talking about . I bet that inspired this bar cause I refuse to believe you watching old Kelly Rowland music videos lmso )
u show up in so many forms, like some dark souls final bosses
sure. ur record’s nice, but how many of them wins were also like... ur losses?
( this isn’t registering with me . My apologies . I feel like I’m missing something )
i’m nice with the blade. u will fuck around & get urself murdered
come within 6 feet of des u getting poked faster than frontline health workers
( mmmm . Ok)
ur girl stays beggin for real dick. dunno how u managed to throw in a baby
it’s a known fact jamie got stuck with a small wonder like that show in the 80s
( gotta be careful with obscure references such as these . I googled it . Kind of decreases the impact . These type of things are tough cause your opener is similar ... it just so happens I knew wtf you were referencing immediately . Not so much this one )
des is tight with moms. keep a room ready in case she’s flown in quick
‘matt reside’ in a home only cause he took that <<< path to ownership
( matricide. This was cool and I’m not usually a fan of these . )
if nose size correlated to dick size, it would be clear u were made for porn
ur the only cat who can wake up and smell the coffee...that ur mom drank on the day u were born
( lol plot twist . At first glance I thought this was corny but I’m buggin . I like it )
got the shotty cocked for u & ready to blast off nine or ten in hatred
when desvon sawa get off the buss..u still end up dead like final destination
( Devon sawa? Wasn’t sure if you were trying to incorporate your name into wp but his name isn’t spelled like that ) This one was lost in translation for me )
i’m a text demon. enter in flames & when i leave, ur left bleeding
so if u hear jamie tell you to run, shit! she won’t be talking bout next season
(An appropriate closer. Above avg )


You sell phone accessories? Lol, there’s no credit in store
An SD card only has 16 gigs, but every one of them is better than yours
( forget personal occupation angle ( which is good btw) . How have I never seen a gig / gig line before. This is nice )
Your bitch a slut, she takes HIV cocks to the face
If I smash that burner, it’s with a hammer, like I’m trying to keep cops off my trace
( pretty good )
I had your job at 18, the money ain’t fit for the pros
Your accountant wasn’t mistaken when he described your net income as ‘gross’
( ok )
Zuch don’t play, I leave craniums bleeding
Semi splits your dome into sections, find my bullets in stadium seating
( a little light . But ultra smooth . Ok)
Get a new career, go without the tragedy man
Wife queefed your unborn into a shitter, don’t talk to me about a family plan
( YIKES. this is going for the jugglar)
Even as a miscarriage we couldn’t tell it was yours
How does a ‘wireless expert’ let his own fetus strangle itself with a cord?
( oh my god you stop this nonsense now lmao holy shit )
Your girl large too, sex is tough with where her stomach is
Body structured like a home loan, takes 30 years to get out from under it
( concept is cool . Something made it a little ineffective to me tho I think it was “ body structured like a home loan . Concept is sound but it just read a bit nonsensical but I see there was no other way to drive this concept home. It’s like At the fringes of “ ok” imo )
Des a nobody, a fast death is reason to stare
But his disappearance will take more than 60 minutEd
( wasn’t feeling the closer much )

Hmmm interesting . Oddly enough I heve destroyer with more quotes 4-3 ... BUTTTT zuch was a model of consistency . There was only one couplet I didn’t fw at all n that was the closer . Everything else hit . Or at the very least touched des. & there were 4 bars that were straight ferocious that kind of negated the clever nature of some of destroyers shit . I think that dilemma bar is the most original bar I’ve seen in a hot minute tho . Never seen that . Ever . Not even a rendition . Very entertaining battle but I got zuch here. Didn’t take many risks conceptually n it paid off IN MY OPINION . Destroyer definitely took some risks here n time will tell if it pans out for him in regards to the rest of the voting pool

V/zuch