[El Muffin]

If you do law like you battle, I bet there’s zero objections met
With all the obscure references jurors have to sit on the bench and pretend to get
( I feel like this is just an opener to set the tone of what’s to come . Nothing worth quoting . Just your atypical “ lemme talk to em “ opener “
Your lawyering is shit, and all that skill is sort of worthless
I wish there was a statute of limitations on how long you’ll drop boring verses
( same as above kinda but less bland )
Listen Jeremy,
I'm letting these guns off 'til ur body melts from friction
& they leave a neat little hole in the wall like a Yelp description
( ha I kinda like this concept fr . It’s very original . Kind of at an impasse whether it’s wuoteable or not cause it’s not nearly as potent as it .. should? Be .. I mean your just saying your gun will leave a nice little hole in the wall . Kinda blah but I love how original the concept is ,)
Dissing for this round, but at least after we’re bros
When Ajax raps, there’s wax after every line like Madam Tussauds
( wp antiquated asl but the “ after every line / madam Tussaud’s somewhat helps this . I like it kinda)
You struggle, while I’m known for droppin' mortar rounds
And I can have that done twice like the Law & Order sound
( you dropping mortar rounds twice ? Eh . I see what you did there w/ the DUN DUN but it isn’t resonating much )
Coming at me? don't approach this bear in his cave
Cuz if any of your lawsuits get tied up, it’s the one you're wearing today
( this was smooth . Your wording props an otherwise bland concept up )
He’s getting killed quick; you’re a disaster with burners
And if I ever rack your brain, it's because I collect things after a murder
( ha, above average )
Sorry to put your gov’t out there, but let the tie-in sting
Cuz one more word and I’m giving Jeremy a Scar like the Lion King
( nah )



I’m sorry to drop you. Fat boy… Noone wanna get violent;
But, this ain’t fat shaming. It’s the Hulk ‘body slamming’ Andre the Giant.
( Yeesh a wasted opportunity of an opener . Similar to users but worse )
You’re gross and obscene. It’s over; it seems…
This was an uphill battle from the start… and we BOTH know what that means…
( ok this was pretty good .. basic but smooth )
Everyone loves you… This chump’s never frightening;
Your battles got no ‘hype or tension,’ but we ALL see your blood pressure spiking…
( the wp works. Not a huge fan however . I knew exactly where you were going with this before I read the rest . Very predictable tie in . It’s not bad tho. It’s ok )
My shit ALWAYS shines. Even my worst is a feature…
At best, you’re off and on. Epileptics read your verse and get seizures.
( noiiice. Very original as well never seen that angle on off n on before )
Every body’s a temple. Your’s is shaped like a Buddha.
I hit below the belt. Body blows shakin’ your FUPA.. until your whole frame’s in a stupor.
( this makes me want to discount any quoteable you’ve had thus far bro lmaooop )
Plus, your lady’s a disproportionate size…
That bitch hates fireworks and can sense forming storm fronts before they arrive.
( I see what you did there lmao . Cows. But the fireworks part I was unaware of . This ok/cool )
I still gave her all 12. A coup de grace to her box left her cooter rocked;
She got more ‘mind-blowing footage’ than the film Zapruter shot…
( rather played . Not that angle though . Wasn’t particularly fond of this . It’s just kinda there )
You’re done, with a quick flurry….
Your best shit is a Rocky horror… and I’m Clubber Lang... You’re Tim Curry.
( nah )

Wow hold up this is ridiculously hard to vote on

Ajax had lotb for sure but had a couple bars that he really could of done without whilst user started off talking to him for 4 bars & then stayed relatively more abv average .. I have to use a different system to vote on this hold up I’ll brb


Edit: mmkay I have it at 45-42

I used a number scale .. n rated each line 1-10

I’ll tell you this much . The fupa lime hurt your chances a bit. Had that not been the ultimate stinker that it was you’d probably take this imo .. but the same could be said for users first 4 lines . Just for scaling .. I’ll give y’all an example.. fupa got a 1 . Users closer got a 2 .

But yeah

45-42. I got user winning this by a ball hair

V/ user