text prowess, calorie intake, even his foot size won
this guy dwarfs me in every category but mostly cuz he literally looks like one
go in on days off to shell out cells to switch from a home phone
u get called into work??? it’s cuz some kid just wished on a snow globe
I'm not a big fan of complimenting someone as part of a bar but you basically said he was better than you at text...so it lost a little thunder to me. Could have done more with the dwarf thing and the santa stuff was weak too because he doesnt really look like it.
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Bro, your head’s getting clowned for it’s shape
That thing looks like the spoon Finny’s been cooking on since 2008
You old fuck, I've got something biblical on the docket
First I'll dead you, then eat EVERY Werther's Original in your pocket
Orbital is JACKED, the one to the right of his snout's worse
That I's been at the center of a punch more than any in Scout's verse
But one move or a squirm and I am shooting this worm
Lookin’ like Mr. Clean, dead for 30 years after losing to germs
What I liked about this was that a lot of it felt fresh and basically a different idea every bar. Some bad misses, but even they were attempts at doing something else.
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