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Old 11-26-2020, 03:45 PM   #9
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Listen, I quit drinking, it's time to focus on health
That said, I'll drop 10 pounds for every verse you wrote by yourself
A bit basic
You’re fucking pathetic, Prowlers know you’re hopeless bud
You spent a DECADE as “The guy who sells broken phones for drugs”
Personals don't resonate with me like it would others
“It’s Zooch like Cooch!” He says while laughing in friends’ ears
That’s hilarious. Newsflash, we called you FAGGOT for 10 years
This is so similar to the previous bar that it loses its luster
Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick
Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it
Lol good
Fucking Stick Figure, even you can smell the bitch in here
Hang Zuch from a tree and it looks like the Blair Witch is near
2nd stick figure punch ive seen this week. I liked the other one more
how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge
Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs
Cool
Respectfully, I know you don’t wanna tango, Queen
I’ll have Jamie hanging upside-down, naked like the Django scene
Meh
Guys a chump, but he’s definitely not hard to spot
Zuch's got his nose in everyone’s business... all the way from the parking lot
Lol, probably better for a pic battle

You got a couple chuckles out of me. Too many personals for my taste, but twin & fracture were the highlights. 7/10

VS

ZUCH

I destroyed the NC gauntlet, trust my rep as the GOAT
You’ve beaten legends too, like FGR, Zelph, then FGR again by a vote
Bit basic
Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical
If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical
Cool
I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense
Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group
project
Oh. I like
Barc called you an icon? That’s got me squeamish with it
You’re no posterboy, but your pic DOES hang above the toilets of bulimic women
Doesn't rhyme the greatest but kinda funny
Guess I’ll beat you again, your skill gets absorbed from afar
But wait, if I’m here... who the FUCK is wording your bars?
This aiiiigh
You had a team alias on RM, it left me inspired son
Aloe weighs less than me, and he still carried your fat ass the ENTIRE run
Wasn't feelin
Semi-auto hits your family, friends will rush for the stands
I’ll turn your girl into a vegetable, you’ll never touch her again
Ok
Sixth sense says you got enough pounds to end life
One trip could make a story fall flat and kill a crowd like M Night
Creative

Cutting phase & group project were the standouts. Good verse though, most others were honorable mention. 7.5/10


Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick
Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it
how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge
Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs

VS

Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical
If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical
I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense
Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group
project


I actually have User's quotes better than Zuchs quotes by a slight margin, but Zuch definitely had the more consistent verse/less misses and Posterboy > parking lot > M Night > vegetable.

Vote: ZUCH
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