*Scene*
After a long flight and a cab ride Aero is ready to check in to his hotel. He walks up to the front desk.
Receptionist: "Hello sir, can I get your registration information?"
*Aero casually hands over his phone. The receptionist takes the phone and starts to put in the numbers but then his eyes get big*
Receptionist: "Dude what the FUCK?!!!"
*Startled, Aero looks up.. its Fracture*
Aero: "Oh shit give me my phone bro that picture is NOT your wife I promise you!!"
Grabbed my ruger just to whip him, dont need a homi victim
I'm fighting over the screen with the long nose I'm '96 Scottie Pippen
He yelled "this thotty trippin'.. I took this pic!!" Frac went into a massive rage:
"I should've known, I said let's get your side profile & she's like he dont have a page"
Somehow Frac got my gun, then said disappear or beg for your life
All you heard was poof, the sound my anus made after getting pegged by his wife
Got her pregnant & felt the baby move, Grabbed guns & said it's not worth it right now
All you saw was slides under the kicker.. I'm tryna commit a personal foul
How'd it feel pretending to be black? It was Not a good look
Must've felt as empty as the rooms were telling Black people sorry we're booked
Listen, I hope I dont offend - it's my bday I'm out w my friends
True story, first 3 bars I called my girl to type.. I'm literally dialing it in
Bullets drench your bellhop outfit, put to sleep in a war zone
No fabric softeners, throw in white sheets from applied heat to your wardrobe
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Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

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