ZUCH
Wand a tiny boy, hoes don’t call this dude
If you’re gonna wear a sizable W after this it’s a crop top from Charlotte Russe
Kinda funny
I run trains, bitches can feel the attrition
Wand is on that train shit too, he sits on one at the pediatrician
Kinda funny as well but same "you're small" concept twice in a row to open?
You’re too small to fight so quit with the steeze
Record is 19-29, but it’s no battle at all for you to fit in those jeans
Make that three times. This was the worst out of the three
A man of your size is cool with A-cups
Speaking of your girls genetics, I could shoot a load on that face and improve her makeup
Meh
I’m an adult, trust my rhymes more fly than his
Wand has never been shook, if he was this guy would die from SIDS
Had to look up SIDS but lol
I was born dope, you can’t see what I keep in store
Wand came out the womb sick too, mom quit smoking crack the week before
I feel like I've seen similar, but well worded and funny/harsh
The whole process was a bit remote
Head so small, when you were crowning they thought it was a kidney stone
Too basic
Small ass head, I can’t scratch that, you’re PAST wack
Bird neck has no stability, if you put on a snap back it snaps back
So basic its almost funny. Throwaway imo
Not a bad verse. You definitely stuck with the "you're small" shit too much. Crack & SIDS were my fav, followed by the first two bars.
6.5/10
VS
WANDERER
Champed in your own forum & its obvs a joke or fixed
This league’s more than Shifty.. it’s wearing shades & selling smokes to kids
Idk shifty so this didnt resonate. I feel like it woulda been decent
Then a homoerotic finals.. damage really wasn’t dealt to u
It’s EXACTLY what we all expected when u dropped ur belt for blue
Ughhh this is a damn good "you lost to __ last week" bar, which i normally HATE. I like how it continued from the opener too.
Ur lines delivered in a way that’s not witty or up to scratch, pal
Minor Dry & leave em breathless.. I hope urs suffocates in his bath towel
Shoulda did something harsher than 'i hope' but this was good
Got the legs of a fucking flamingo & how u preferred astounds me
Surprised u’ve found ur feet so well here when they usually submerged in algae
Had to re-read a few times. Meh
1 punch’ll disfigure Tommy or even better, kill..
I’ll make professional contact with ya boy in a way no model agent ever will
Ok
I’ll aim down the chrome. Bust in ya crib & shoot brains outta domes
Have u & ur fam all over the walls.. that’s helping make ya house a home
Wasn't feelin it
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em
Punch was a little wordy, but this was a good one
I’ll tell Jamie straight I want the pussy. U not raping a hoe is in doubt
Ur idea of Blunt Talk with a bitch is the object used to club the ‘no’ out her mouth
Ok closer
Good verse, not many misses. Belt & lightbulb were the best bars. 7/10
I’m an adult, trust my rhymes more fly than his
Wand has never been shook, if he was this guy would die from SIDS
I was born dope, you can’t see what I keep in store
Wand came out the womb sick too, mom quit smoking crack the week before
VS
Then a homoerotic finals.. damage really wasn’t dealt to u
It’s EXACTLY what we all expected when u dropped ur belt for blue
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em
After first read, just off feeling, I had it tied. After analyzing, I think Wand's best two were better than Zuch's best two. They were relatively even matched other than that, Wand had the creativity edge, Zuch was a bit funnier. Both had a handful of misses and a few avg bars. I could see this going either way.
Vote: Wand
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