You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony
I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts
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so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
fuck your wedding invitation, i ain’t prone to follow friends
i’m only going to leave paperclips around the house.. in hopes Rudge swallows them
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
Finally got around to this. Amazing battle. Packed with witty punches.. one brought more heat than the other
Vote Blue
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