Senior Member
Join Date: May 2020
Posts: 352
Battle Record: 3-6
Rep Power: 1313635
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Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time
Avg
You claim you fathered my child, that’s a perfect bet
Meanwhile, your wife is doublin’ down on her birth control like it’s Percocet
Ok
You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
Lol
She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back
Lol
We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand
My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe
Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece
Meh
On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”
Meh
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
Lol
Nice accomps! Looks like this kid is the top feared!
You love UPN, which is ironic since you haven’t won shit since we got here
Meh
You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
Ok
Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure
Lackluster
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
Meh
Will you lose to me again? Well, these are some deadly times
The answer is in this thread, no not THAT Answer, you already lost to him 7 times
I hate these types of bars
With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever
Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever
Another bald joke?
That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
Meh
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
Meh
I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school
Bland
I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice
Meh, losing steam
Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit
Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch
I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn
^^Keyed
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
Haha
You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock
Meh
You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey
Meh
These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony
Ok
I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts
Ok
Dissin’ my fam, but still can’t come with a sick punch
Go ahead and fuck Jamie my guy, I’ve been trying to dump her for 6 months
Uhhhh...?
You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor
Ok
This is rape, we know that spitting truth is hard
Ajax is gonna come in here to vote and end up giving you his card
Idk
This verse was tailored just for you, watch the paradox shift
Homemade BANGER, I’m on my Boston Marathon shit
Filler
Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function
Way better closer options in this verse
VS
so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
Ok
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
Lol
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
Creative but meh
gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
Eh?
you fucking stink bro, hygiene’s depressing the clients
last time you ‘took a bath’ you lost 2 stacks to me betting the Lions
Wtf am i slow
you're amazinggg, i haven’t seen such class my whole life
that’s not a compliment.. that was ur message to me after i smashed ya homesite
Meh
& i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
Eh?
lookin like Kid Twists kid sis, you were getting dick for days punk
first guy in history to spend all his time in the Hole & never misbehave once
Meh
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
Coulda worded the punch better
resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
Simple but ok
i LOVE bloodshed, shot at close range will shatter this herb
when the first round exits it’ll be a worse look for Zuch then his battle w/ serge
Im unfamiliar
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
Lol
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Okkkkkkkkkkk
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
A little wordy
should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
Ok
broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
Lol
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
Lol
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
New topic plz
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
Meh
it’s Mr. Steal yo’ girl.. pulling Jaime was light work
next ‘bachelor’ Rudge has hanging over his crib is you changing his diaper
Eh?
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
Meh
those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
Ok
fuck your wedding invitation, i ain’t prone to follow friends
i’m only going to leave paperclips around the house.. in hopes Rudge swallows them
Meh
Astra .22 shoot ya baby grab the nine n’ ringgg
when you see Young Zazu pummeled by a Cub it ain’t The Lion King
Meh
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
Meh wtf pick it up
my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again
No
you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
Ok
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
Meh
fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff
Ok
pack a swisher at the same time my cash delivers..
that’s why i’m not taking any Top Lip, he’s got a smaller ‘stache then Hitler
Meh
make em sign out cryin from my crazy finish
it’s nothin’ to push a faggot out.. shiiiit even Jaime did it
Lol
Zuchs best bars were the funny ones, blues best bars were the creative ones. In a 60 line battle, there's bound to be a shit ton of filler, idc how good you are. Also repeating concepts more than twice downgraded some bars for both of you. Decent battle though, here are the lines that stood out to me:
You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back
That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
VS
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
make em sign out cryin from my crazy finish
it’s nothin’ to push a faggot out.. shiiiit even Jaime did it
I can't decide the battle on top punches, its too close. There was roughly the same amount of misses too. Fuck lemme read it one more time
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Aight
So I got blue. Main reason is I fuck with his wording a bit more than zuchs. Over a beat his shit sounded a lil better too. Solid match
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