Jeice! Who's that?
Join Date: Oct 2020
Posts: 293
Battle Record: 3-3
Rep Power: 1230373
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Zuch
Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time
We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand
You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure
When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school
I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice
I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn
Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock
You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey
You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor
Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function
Not the crazy consistent Zuch I was expecting
You had some fire in there, don't get me wrong. Imo though, the excessive # of lines took away from your creative side. I saw a lot of personals that deserved more early, and rhyming shit like deadly times & 7 times didn't help the cause. You definitely picked it up though. 15/30 hits, 6 lotw potentials
Not bad at all. Props
Blue
so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
you fucking stink bro, hygiene’s depressing the clients
last time you ‘took a bath’ you lost 2 stacks to me betting the Lions
& i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
lookin like Kid Twists kid sis, you were getting dick for days punk
first guy in history to spend all his time in the Hole & never misbehave once
i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
i LOVE bloodshed, shot at close range will shatter this herb
when the first round exits it’ll be a worse look for Zuch then his battle w/ serge
aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
& for the record i came every time my dick was in
Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
Astra .22 shoot ya baby grab the nine n’ ringgg
when you see Young Zazu pummeled by a Cub it ain’t The Lion King
i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again
you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff
You killed this
The # of lines seemed to work for you. 23/30 hits, 9 lotw potentials...jesus. SC finals birth would've hit too, had you not used birth twice. And I still don't fully grasp the Barc thing but I do understand it now..thanks to that opener. You are an animal for this verse man, props
Props to both of you for doing this, but I don't know if I'd be willing to spend 45 minutes on a single vote again tbh
A ton of quality bars coming out of this one though
Monsters, both of you
Voting Blue, comfortably
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