Netcees - View Single Post - WEEK 6: Zuch 5-0 VS Blue Bayou 5-0 60 LINES / CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BLUE WINS

Universe · 11-12-2020, 09:58 PM

This was amazing, guys. Read both twice. We'll do most quotables wins... but I'm going to be REALLY picky cuz there's an argument to be had that both verses were two giant quotables. Anyway, let's get into it...

Zuch:

1.) On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”

- Ouch

2.) That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed

- lol damn

3.) You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots

- lol

4.) Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure

- lmao

5.) That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”

- Dead. Lotb maybe...

6.) I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice

- Fuck

7.) Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six

- Blue's 5'6? lol...

8.) I*stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts

- Yikes

9.) You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor

Blue Bayou:

1.) of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper

- haha

2.) & i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt

- doooope

3.) aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip

- hahahahaaa

4.) Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out

- Fuck. Lotb potential

5.) i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it

6.) using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you

- damn

7.) my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again

8.) fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff

- LOVED this

Blue had some crazy nice bars, but also a couple played ones. (Did a number... 69. C'mooon.) Personals were on point, although I didn't get a few (not your fault). You're one of the most creative guys I've seen in a battle environment... and when you're on... there's no one better.

Zuch was masterful throughout with killer personals and concepts. I liked his flow a little better too. Just a clean verse to read and I really enjoyed it.

I'm edging it to Zuch here. Razor close though. Blue can definitely win this. I've been wrong before...

Vote - Zuch

11-12-2020, 09:58 PM	#9
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 1,001 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178706	This was amazing, guys. Read both twice. We'll do most quotables wins... but I'm going to be REALLY picky cuz there's an argument to be had that both verses were two giant quotables. Anyway, let's get into it... Zuch: 1.) On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start “Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc” - Ouch 2.) That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed - lol damn 3.) You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots - lol 4.) Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure - lmao 5.) That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone” - Dead. Lotb maybe... 6.) I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice - Fuck 7.) Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six - Blue's 5'6? lol... 8.) Istay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense ‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts - Yikes 9.) You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor Blue Bayou: 1.) of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper - haha 2.) & i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt.. irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt - doooope 3.) aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?! votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip - hahahahaaa 4.) Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out - Fuck. Lotb potential 5.) i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it 6.) using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you - damn 7.) my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then.. Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again 8.) fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit.. only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff - LOVED this Blue had some crazy nice bars, but also a couple played ones. (Did a number... 69. C'mooon.) Personals were on point, although I didn't get a few (not your fault). You're one of the most creative guys I've seen in a battle environment... and when you're on... there's no one better. Zuch was masterful throughout with killer personals and concepts. I liked his flow a little better too. Just a clean verse to read and I really enjoyed it. I'm edging it to Zuch here. Razor close though. Blue can definitely win this. I've been wrong before... Vote - Zuch* __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..