Well Just For starters, I Oughta be ranked above you
Just For starters you Oughta beef shank w/ mushrooms, sheep flank, beans, ham and enough steamed clams to feed three fams when they come through
this would be really dope live... i appreciate you going for this tbh but i did a For Starters bar against him like a month ago so..
So I phoned in my battle last week but it didn’t matter cuz i’m elite
Last time User phoned it in Door Dash had to scramble the entire fleet
lmao, nice
I had a concept about your sex life, but I couldn’t word or make it function
It had too many moving parts... just like girls before you drug them
niiiice, wording was spot on here.. good concept
My guy is more than just a fat dude, so don’t just snigger at his bulk
Foreal. This man has layers. You can see them jiggle when he walks
lol chuckle worthy... snigger must be UK slang, 'layers' was setup well so this was solid
Can’t miss him on the sidewalk, Pull up and point the glock in his direction
You’ll see a red light over amber but I won’t stop til he’s intersections
fire. like the creativity here, wish you matched the syllables but the wording is still done well here
I take revolvers out on play dates, You don’t wanna see me triggered
If user loading up Trey eight hes approaching the end of his TV dinner
lol great fat joke again.. wording was awesome
Join a gym bro, your whole life is at stake
Last time he performed concentration curls he was only icing a cake
LOL jokes.. nice fresh concept, i dont know why you changed tenses tho
Girls love a German whip; if I dip in the BM,I stay with a great shorty
You don’t own a car. Plus A dip in your BMI is the only way you’ll make 40
fire again... i love this conceptually, and its another fresh 'fat punch'
vs.
Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef
Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth
good wording but i dont love the concept
Plus, she hates being with you, that’s a problem Dave
When your girl see’s ex’s and ohhh’s more than Sean McVay
lol dope
All you date is pigs, they see you and twitch with shame
Cuz Dave’s turned more sweaters to jumpers than British slang
haha this is fire to me.. cool idea
4 out of 5 dentists agree, you should really see them more
Dave smiles and it sounds like 32 ninja’s unsheathing swords
lol funny, fresh brit angle
That mouth is in decline, at least half of it's pus
His teeth DK so fast, they're catching passes from Russ
lol good follow-up, cool fresh wp that ties in well to the brit personal
It’s a serious problem for Brits, but I find that fun
Dave’s dental records just read: I bought Trident gum
lol chuckle worthy
History repeats, and ranks? You’re moving fast, man
I’d ask for your secret, but I’d rather not lose in a champ match
good personal jab
I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit
She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick
lmao nice closer
Fire battle right here guys. Easily BOTW to me... neither really "missed" in any bar and both had dope fresh concepts throughout... as ppl have said it sucks someone has to lose here... I think Dave probably has the best verse of the week and User probably has the second best verse of the week so its kinda shitty for both you were matched up here... i think Dave slightlyyy edged it by having one or two more bars that were truly 'dope' then pretty funny and good.... awesome battle guys enjoyed this
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