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Top Punches by Sharp Nine

10. SHANK SINATRA vs untold

and the way u’ve made out thus far…it should be down played
cuz ur barley mid tier fagg0t n even THAT can be debated in the thread gow made.

9. SHARP NINE vs utmost

ur mutant-lookin chick loves me. woo, she oughtta be cloaked w/ smog
she sees me and that bitch is glowin... an not just cause she looks like a chernobyl dog

8. SHANK SINATRA vs untold

it’s fact I’m nice. when i'm on the road i'm fucking groupies living that lavish life..
if ur on the road i hope there is on coming traffic and ur wearing all black at night.

7. UNTOLD vs shank sinatra

Shanks ear's to the streets, fearin the heat. denouncin the block
cuz Sinatra's rat pack, are a bunch of snitches that run their mouths to cops

6. METH vs serious

My punches replacing your mouth w/ so much metal you'll cry hoe
When I'm done w/ Seri you'll be sounding so robotic you could be the voice of the iPhone

5. CASHIUS vs swerve

Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik

4. UTMOST vs sharp nine

Beatin Most, Are you on crack whore??? better pm ya crew n ask fa shore
I see Sik learned u well..coz both of you fags live by "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours"

3. SWERVE vs Cashius

We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.

2. CASHIUS vs swerve

This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him

1. SWERVE vs cashius

Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.

Predictions

Hush (0-2) vs Rap Maestro (0-2)

LOL

Hush 100/0

Philly (0-0) vs Rawn MacDon (0-0)

Rawn's a below average battler. Plus he's given a lot of ammo onto the board the last few days. This shouldn't be close, and won't be.

Philly 90/0

Analyst (0-0) vs The Law (0-0)

Who and who? Analyst is a better name imo so I pick him.

Analyst 50.1/49.9

Loast (0-0) vs Serious (0-1)

Loast is BarZ and he's pretty good and comes with some very nice concepts sometimes. Serious is Storyteller and he has a lot of wording problems and seems to come with a lot of old and played concepts. I think Loast should take this one with no problem if he comes with what he usually does.

Loast 65/35

GKillaZ (1-1) vs MAINESPITZ (1-0)

I've never read anything from GKillaZ so by name alone I'd guess he's not the best text battler on planet Earth. MAINESPITZ is in timeout as I type this. He's gotta do better adjusting to this style. His concepts are old and his wording is brutally 2006 at the latest. His ego is undeservadly large on some Detour swag and that could cost him. But, since I've never read GKillaZ I have to pick MAINESPITZ here to win in a tight one possibly.

MAINESPITZ 60/40

Meth (1-0) vs Xnub (1-0)

I've only read Xnub one time. He brought a your dad is gay verse with a lot of statments and he needs to elevate it seems. Since this is my battle and I'm not on my Pete Rose swag, I will not predict this one. If someone does a preview for it, PM me and I'll edit it in.

Good luck, Xnub

Ronic (1-0) vs Uncle Drew (1-0)

Never read either. I pick Ronic as a total fucking guess.

Ronic 51/59

Yung Fe (1-0) vs Lotto Smirk (2-7)

Never read Lotto Smirk and Yung Fe is honestly terribad lol. His actual concepts aren't bad but they are way too simple and spell check could help homie out a lot. He needs to stretch his idea a little more to become any type of okay. Lotto Smirk is 2-7 for a reason I guess, but I'll assume he's better than Fe da Gawd

Lotto Smirk 60/40

Flo Real (2-5) vs Pryde (2-1)

Pryde is alright. Sometimes he is a little played and fresher concepts would help him out more than a lot becaue his executuon isn't half-bad. I don't know who Flo Real is and I've never read anything from him so...

Pryde 80/20

FGR (2-0) vs Tryce (2-0)

FGR made it to the champ match in the 1-2 and he's 2-0 in this league so I'd assume he's alright. I'm not too impressed with what I've seen but maybe the voters like it more than I do i have no idea. Never read a Tryce verse so by default I predict FGR.

FGR 80/20

Jay (3-3) vs Knucklehead (9-1)

Who's Jay? I got Knuck.

Knucklehead 90/10

Untold (3-3) vs Utmost (3-3)

These guys are both mid tier and they're record sure as hell shows it. Utmost has some cool wording but I think his concepts are lackluster. Untold is the opposite way, cool concepts but his wording suffers. This will be close, and will come down to voters appreciation of wording vs concepts

50/50

R!canTheoryz (3-2) vs non azn Bob (5-2)

lol

non azn Bob 90/10

Shank Sinatra (5-4) vs Sharp Nine (7-2)

This will be a very cool battle in my opinion. I think Shank is really good when he puts some time into his verses and Sharp just continues to get better and better with every single battle. I still think Shank is a little better than Sharp, but he gets lazy and keys or even no shows sometimes. This should be dope... Hard for me to even pick someone.

Shank Sinatra 55/45

Patrick (4-0) vs Defiant (8-4)

The championship match. No Americans though? What the fuck is this bull shit, we get Patrick da dude hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Defiant from across the Atlantic. Anyway, this should be good. Defiant can beat pretty much anyone... If he comes with his best, which is far and few between when he does. Swerve though, is pretty consistent and I think he will be here. Should and will be close though.

60/40