Netcees - View Single Post - WEEK 3: Destroyer 2-0 VS Blue Bayou 2-0 BLUE WINS

Universe · 10-21-2020, 07:24 AM

Destroyer:

"Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that"

- lol.

"U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin
I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription"

"des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit
I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift"

- Great name flip.

"u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust
So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us"

- Had to google this... fuck.

"that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it
I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant"

- lol damn. I actually liked distinct haha but yeah, in retrospect... a tad iffy.

Des fucking brought it. He always does, in his own way... but sometimes he TRIES and sometimes he doesn't. He tried here. Amazing stuff.

Blue Bayou:

"first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy
shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby"

- Fuuuuuuck.

"my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range
your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day"

- Blue... wtf lol.

"pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will
knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills"

- dead.

"i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger
think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger"

- Wow... speechless.

"goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky..
yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50"

Fuck. Okay... so battle of the week obv, top 10 punches galore. All that good stuff. What an amazing read. You both came with some rapid fire, heavy shots. Personals were on point and especially BRUTAL coming from Blue. That was some gloves off, hit below the belt stuff. But to me, it worked. And Catcher in the Rye... c'mon man. That was insane.

Great job to you both. No losers here... (except Des)

Vote: Blue Bayou

10-21-2020, 07:24 AM	#10
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 1,001 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178706	Destroyer: "Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat??? Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that" - lol. "U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription" "des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift" - Great name flip. "u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us" - Had to google this... fuck. "that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant" - lol damn. I actually liked distinct haha but yeah, in retrospect... a tad iffy. Des fucking brought it. He always does, in his own way... but sometimes he TRIES and sometimes he doesn't. He tried here. Amazing stuff. Blue Bayou: "first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby" - Fuuuuuuck. "my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day" - Blue... wtf lol. "pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills" - dead. "i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger" - Wow... speechless. "goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50" Fuck. Okay... so battle of the week obv, top 10 punches galore. All that good stuff. What an amazing read. You both came with some rapid fire, heavy shots. Personals were on point and especially BRUTAL coming from Blue. That was some gloves off, hit below the belt stuff. But to me, it worked. And Catcher in the Rye... c'mon man. That was insane. Great job to you both. No losers here... (except Des) Vote: Blue Bayou __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..