This teacher’s all virtual now, but that’s only half the story
...It’s the first time since his dick pics that Zooming in was mandatory
LMAO. fire concept and personal ref.. lotb
First line in and your verse is TRASH, I mean amazingly weak
Rocking a more cringe-worthy layout than your last day at the beach
this is funny but the fist line / layout connection is a bit loose to me.. love the concept tho for sharp haha
Heard one of your beats too, stick to writing, it's soothing
Anyone saying that bitch slaps is discussing your last fight with a student
jokes again on the teacher angle, with the double diss here.. good hit
You’re so poor, he can’t even afford to go half on a sack
Sharp gives his two cents during lectures and has to ask for it back
chuckle worthy but light
You’ve heard it before: you’re lame and there’s no fun in your life
While you think about that old chestnut, I’ll give a fresh one to your wife
lmaoo good use of the chestnut term, this was fresh and dope to me
vs.
'Hang in there' + you ranked at 2? Can't be true. I'm doubtful of that mag
Goofy fag. Got that '@giving dull boy head' style. You're counting on a gag
reads a bit choppy & awkward, but lol this is a nice discord concept, and applies to user well as a predominantly comedic battler
I saved NBL in '15 for this? Your shit puns make me sad bro
I'm modern text's father. You're it's fucking dad joke
cool cool
It's all jab, joke, miss. An actual punch from you'd astound
Dancing around opponents weekly, but you can't burn the calories to drop a pound
cool fat concept, dig it
+ the pic league? Your performance was whack. It's true, you're a hack
Amazing you couldn't handle one roast a week but can eat two as a snack
haha nice nc/fat personal and concept.. this was jokes
You're all played out gags and puns. Verses bring nothing but boredom
If anyone really wants to see a retarded old joke... well, there's 9 pics of you in the NPL forum
ehh this gives me a throwback vibe to 05 style "you think youre funny but the biggest joke was your verse last week" type plays.. this is ok
Very nice short battle here...both brought heat. this is why i hate 10 line battles.. really only one meh bar from both imo... tough call , im giving the nod to User for cleaner execution and the teacher / zoomin opener had me rollinggg.... props to both this was an enjoyable read
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