Wanderer:
fuck em & chuck em philosophy. No time for when a chick’s trippin
I never had a Carmex... urs had to come my way just to get their lips glistened
- I know what Carmex is but it also has to work as Carm-ex, right? Or am I missing something?
& all ur wack lines harmless. No fire to try n harness
Making so many barriers for urself. U only dope creatively as a mime artist
- or "you don't know what you're up against" works lol. But I liked this version too.
Ain’t care how safe u feel. Trust ur protection’s fucked
It ain’t cos ur guard dog loves u that a nose to ur chin gon wet u up
- i mean I get it, but ehhh...
All ur shit light hitting & soft, man just don’t even try
No sting. Get smoked for that sweet shit, I’m handling pests like Amazonian tribes
- You've been watching some History docs, haven't you? lol
Best pack up. get the fuck outta here fore’ imm’a see a fag dropped
mac’ll blast. vacuum flask; u leaking in the bag when ur top’s half off
- dig the vacuum metaphor, sorta. It also kinda sucked at the same time... weird.
Bomb Bard:
& according to that bracket?...
I woulda beat Ad, You, & Cash w/o letting lead fly
So first WK..1 Shell through ur head have ur lids squint more than Res Eyes
- Yeah... no.
Bars Killed us ; all you wrote was lame & weak
& that was Rescue to drop wack... but still save the league!
- Res-cue to drop whack was cool. Like it. @
evaD missed this one lol.
We’ve seen ur pic... ur ghost white & you seem abused
Scary how small ur head looks like the last scene of Beetlejuice
- lol. It kinda does.
Money? What you Owen’s Gray s’why this chump is hurt
Punches? I got Small Hands! & always need another guy to help ur fuckin work!
- just provide us with links for these references plz lol
Choppa start @ the legs & work up till dude dead
His kid’ll see 2 sticks hit below the hip like the finals pic of Zuch legs!
- Too specific for my liking. You're assuming ppl see the things you do.
Put a spike in ur shoulda! Ya I’m bleedin this dude
This Hawk’ll go Animal @ slam ur body into the earth... RIP LEGION OF DOOM
- Love Legion of Doom but not this bar.
Close one fellas... But I'm going with Bomb Bard here for his wordplay and more focused personal attacks. Wanderer is the more naturally talented writer... but Bomb Bard tried harder for this one. Hard work beats talent when talent refuses to work hard. I think he caught Wand napping a little.
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Bomb Bard