CLOSE battle guys. I got to break it down on the dreaded hit and miss scale on a second read through to determine the winner.
Adverse:
Could gun you down in front of 100 witnesses - won’t one tell on me squeezin’
Funny cus you vanish then it’s all Hush, like how you ran the NBL this last season
- Had to dig through the archives to find the relevance... I'm new here lol. That connected though. Hit.
If you keep yapping about that 3 figure salary, your dome gettin lit
Super Mario though - grabbin all that Blue Coin after pullin the switch
- dig the Mario reference. Hit.
I’m arguably the most versatile writer on this site, I’ll fry this dude
The most versatile thing about you is the fact that you try dick, too
- meh, miss. You ARE the most versatile though - no arguments.
Imagine this guy selling bricks, strapped with a tech n a few clips
Only money you ever seen off weight is when you bet that Seth wouldn’t lose it
- lol nice. Hit.
Throw you in that casket fast, in a flash with this fire verse
You fucking with hip hop’s Opie Winston and it ain’t nothing to get Ryan Hurst
- Ryan Hurst/Hearsed. Cool. Hit.
Nobody you’ve faced could prepare u for me, that long accomp list meanin’ nothing
Because in the ring Blue’s badges lose their value, that’s police defunding
- cool but too... general? Miss.
Besides you’ve gone far too long living in the past hoping it harbors you some clout
How can you be in the debate for GOAT, u can’t even win an argument with Ouch
- hahahhaaa. HIT.
And them lines are a stretttchhh bro nobody fears this punk
Only reason dudes Voting Blue is because Biden could write a more coherent punch
- good closer, relevant and connected to previous debate bar. Hit.
6 landed for Adverse. Impressive.
Blue Bayou:
alright you fat lawn gnome looking mother fucker
- lol vote Blue
new NBL rules got me laughin' at this dweeb
yeah you'll get a lot of points alright.. when we ask who's the wackest in the league
- Nice, a hit... but not true... at all. But got to reward the cleverness.
calm under pressure, won't lose it to a midget that’s phony
trust me guys i’ma keep a cool head.. Ad’s in my fridge as trophy
- MISS. BITE @
Resin M-I-C. Resin's Jeffrey Dahmer "cool and collected" vs. Username at the Summer Classic was better. Tsk tsk, Blue
Ad hits on women but its slowly got em losing his mind
guy gets more push-back then Bond, Dune and every 2020 movie combined
- LOVED this. Hit.
fat shitty writer with a gene disorder..
to not be wack, you’d need more pep talks then your next pizza order
- not feeling this.
when you don’t follow your instincts you get mad as hell
i get it man u’ve always gone with your gut.. ur face & thighs are fat as well
- Ehhhhh... fine... hit.
couple fresh AK’s plus i bought an auto cash
i copped some pneumatics, you look like you have a lot of gas
- good wordplay, okay punch. Shitty gun bar. Still grazed him. Hit
wife told'em she's fed up & would rather have rest not sex
at best its a 'two minute drill' that ends with less excitment then the Jets offense
- Not too shabby. Hit.
these claims you’ve won mad fights make me crazy annoyed
bro, you 'take it outside' & get dropped instantly.. you shady mccoy
- cool closer... Blue's been watching NFL like a fiend yet still thinks every team plays 17 games per season lol.. Hit.
You guys are both awesome... Overall a good battle, really damn close. Dead even, actually. 6-6... Making my entire voting process irrelevant lol. Anyway, I'm gonna edge it to Adverse here, he put in the effort and was more personal in his attacks... and that Blue/Resin bite aka coincidence left a bad taste in my mouth.
Vote -
Adverse