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sral · 10-07-2020, 03:45 PM

Greetings, Netcees.

Forum guardian Sral here checking in.

I have been following the NC discord channel under an anonymous account and came across a recent post by @Corleone claiming his career text battle record is “20,000+ and 0.. no bullshit”.

He also claims to have been doing this since 1994.

A quick calculation, mathematicians of Netcees, will tell you that 2020 - 1994 = 26 (years).

Now, without wishing to research this further to account for which exact leap years occurred in this period attributing him an extra day here and there I’ve worked on the atypical 365 day year for the rest of my conclusion. The results are as shocking as one may expect:

365 (days) x 26 (years) = 9490.

Now let’s presume he at least took off, for instance, the completely reasonable in any real life scenario of Valentines Day, his own Birthday, and even Christmas Day or whichever religious festival he so chooses to celebrate. 3 days, a year, minimum. 3 x 26 = 78. Subtract this from the number above. Or don’t. I’ve done it for you already anyway. The equation is 9490 - 78 which equals 9412. Staggering, I’m sure you’ll agree.

Now even if we DOUBLED this figure, assuming of course that Corleone battled at least twice a day on average and won every single match-up over a 26 year text battle career span... however unlikely... this number only reaches 18,824 total possible wins.

We could attribute him a further 7 leap days, applying his average of two wins a day, to give him a further 14 career wins but this would STILL fall short of his claimed record at a lowly 18,838.

It’s not looking good is it?

Let’s say we give him back the three days a year we presumed he wouldn’t be battling, over 26 years, giving him another 78 days. Then, of course, apply his 2 wins a day ratio here - assuming of course that he continued his unbeaten text battle streak he must have been on - this brings it up to a possible +156 wins which would be 18994 and still far short of the final figure he projects of 20,000 wins and beyond.

The math doesn’t lie.

This figure does NOT seem realistic and so one can only deduce from these findings that Corleone is nothing but a liar and a FRAUD. His word is not to be trusted and I for one will not be believing a single word uttered from his dick sucking lips until I’m shown proof to the contrary.

Math is the universal language of Corleone being a lying faggot.

Until next time, gentlemen.

#StaySafe

10-07-2020, 03:45 PM	#1
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	I have mathematical PROOF of CORLEONE being a FRAUD Greetings, Netcees. Forum guardian Sral here checking in. I have been following the NC discord channel under an anonymous account and came across a recent post by @Corleone claiming his career text battle record is “20,000+ and 0.. no bullshit”. He also claims to have been doing this since 1994. A quick calculation, mathematicians of Netcees, will tell you that 2020 - 1994 = 26 (years). Now, without wishing to research this further to account for which exact leap years occurred in this period attributing him an extra day here and there I’ve worked on the atypical 365 day year for the rest of my conclusion. The results are as shocking as one may expect: 365 (days) x 26 (years) = 9490. Now let’s presume he at least took off, for instance, the completely reasonable in any real life scenario of Valentines Day, his own Birthday, and even Christmas Day or whichever religious festival he so chooses to celebrate. 3 days, a year, minimum. 3 x 26 = 78. Subtract this from the number above. Or don’t. I’ve done it for you already anyway. The equation is 9490 - 78 which equals 9412. Staggering, I’m sure you’ll agree. Now even if we DOUBLED this figure, assuming of course that Corleone battled at least twice a day on average and won every single match-up over a 26 year text battle career span... however unlikely... this number only reaches 18,824 total possible wins. We could attribute him a further 7 leap days, applying his average of two wins a day, to give him a further 14 career wins but this would STILL fall short of his claimed record at a lowly 18,838. It’s not looking good is it? Let’s say we give him back the three days a year we presumed he wouldn’t be battling, over 26 years, giving him another 78 days. Then, of course, apply his 2 wins a day ratio here - assuming of course that he continued his unbeaten text battle streak he must have been on - this brings it up to a possible +156 wins which would be 18994 and still far short of the final figure he projects of 20,000 wins and beyond. The math doesn’t lie. This figure does NOT seem realistic and so one can only deduce from these findings that Corleone is nothing but a liar and a FRAUD. His word is not to be trusted and I for one will not be believing a single word uttered from his dick sucking lips until I’m shown proof to the contrary. Math is the universal language of Corleone being a lying faggot. Until next time, gentlemen. #StaySafe __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season) Last edited by sral; 10-07-2020 at 05:35 PM.