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I'm generally generous with quotes with the understanding that this is mad subjective


Resin:

ya mom? as a baby she shoulda Punted this clown..
it’s 4th and 21.. ur chromosomes says it’s a Turnover on Downs.
u a homo, a queer, a faggot.. ima disrespect that
you’ve taken the D on the side so much u got it as a neck tatt
nasty ass teeth.. u must be chewin glass & pills son
that Decay creating such seperation it can catch a tuddy from Russell Wilson


Vulgar:

Frankly, dude is low energy & a slouch
tried to protest but his teeth turned black & committed anarchy in his mouth
Antifa better clear out cuz this water boy's got the virus. A godless fiend.
lookin like Strikta dressed up as a pirate for Halloween
On Alabama backroads, they just call him Drawlin' Wallace Dirk
but everywhere else in America they see his disgusting grin & call him Dirt


Adverse:

Look at me now look at yourself...man the difference is grand
Honestly you couldn’t walk in my shoes, though u look like you livin in Vans
I don’t know who’d fuck this kid but I’m sure he’s made some munchkins
I can’t see the neck tat but it definitely says you ain’t paying child support this month again
that rebel flag line was an almost for me. Could have bee dope with different wording/execution but I still fuck with the concept. I'm sure fgr would have something to say about that vans line but it was still sick



Muff:

Let’s see. Garish teeth -plus he’s slow as molasses
Fuck a warrant for his arrest - there’s absolutely NO warrant for this being shown to the masses
Typical meth head . Combination of vacant & feral
Bro got the 5 o’clock shadow but by 6 he’ll be having full blown conversations w/ several
I bet you 5$.. in his mind he’s handsome
But I haven’t seen a Plaque Build-up like THAT since T.O cried to get enshrined in Canton
Red cherries on an escort . Nigga I live the trifest life
If you see Red cherries on an Escort you just making sure ur mobile home arrives on site


I think @Muff edges it with Resin as a close runner up. I'm a faggot stickler for grammar so 'Jaws line' wasn't as strong to me. The 5 o clock shadow bar was easily my favorite of the roast with decay being second. Good reads, good shit, I'm tired of modding stuff, have fun in NBL

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