So the Final is dave v zuch?
I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy
You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy
lol pretty accurate
And if you think that haircuts fire you’re in denial
Shits had more frantic left swipes than you’re entire tinder bio
eehh ok
Was leg day on a leap year? You ain’t hittin the racks, weasel
Only time he’s ever clean and jerked was cooking chicken for black people
not getting this lol
If we throw hands could zuchie see me? I’m thinking prolly not
candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop
okk could have been executed better
That dress sense is the most shocking thing I’ve seen yet
Im just surprised you can physically pull on a top that isn’t a v-neck
ok
That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy
Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy
cool
The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry
Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5
nah
Cleaned house with every battle, zuch the only one left in the room
So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom
ok
vs.
Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy
Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys
ok
You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me
If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie
ok
As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected
I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric
lmaoo
Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council
Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril
cool
Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me
Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy
nah
How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace
I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face
good shit
That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display
You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k
nahh
That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned
That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn
nahh
first of all props to both for getting to finals, well deserved spots. This was pretty tight with equal amount of misses and equal amount of punchlines but honestly zuch had the colt and the general electric line which gave him a slight edge over Dave. good shit, seen Dave come better agaisnt weaker opponents so I'm going to assume its the burnout from the whole season, plus he won that show and something tourney which is cool
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