David:
So the Final is dave v zuch?
I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy
You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy
^ kinda heard this idea before also wasn’t really a direct drag on the picture, but it’s okay not a great opener
And if you think that haircuts fire you’re in denial
Shits had more frantic left swipes than you’re entire tinder bio
^ lol I liked this
Was leg day on a leap year? You ain’t hittin the racks, weasel
Only time he’s ever clean and jerked was cooking chicken for black people
^ ehh okay
If we throw hands could zuchie see me? I’m thinking prolly not
candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop
^ could have been worded better but haha funny concept
That dress sense is the most shocking thing I’ve seen yet
Im just surprised you can physically pull on a top that isn’t a v-neck
^ think this was a mistype but didn’t hit to me either way tbh
That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy
Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy
^ lmao kinda long winded but good
The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry
Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5
^ haha okay now cool
Cleaned house with every battle, zuch the only one left in the room
So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom
^ it’s okay could have been a little more ferocious here but decent
Zuch:
Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy
Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys
^ lmao get the obvious angle outta the way first cool correlation
You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me
If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie
^ had to google so took a little bit of sting away but okay
As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected
I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric
^ think somebody did the bulb nose angle recently (user?) but not to this affect great bar
Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council
Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril
^ ehhh didn’t really hit for me rhyme for iffy
Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me
Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy
^ lol ok
How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace
I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face
^ ehh concept is kinda old imo
That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display
You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k
^ lol okay again
That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned
That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn
^ ehh wasn’t feeling too much like Dave should have come harder to close
While I agree with Hush that some stuff wasn’t hitting there was a lot that did and this was a fun finale. In my humble opinion it goes to the person who got a few more jabs in which I think was Zuch. Dope battle props to you two two of my favorites doing it. One love
V/Zuch
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