Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy
Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys
You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me
If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie
As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected
I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric
Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council
Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril
Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me
Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy
How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace
I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face
That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display
You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k
That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned
That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn