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Old 09-07-2020, 10:32 PM   #15
john hensley
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Location: SEATTLE, WA
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Now, it’s no secret, so I shouldn’t be astounded to find...
...that your wordplay’s a lot like your hairline, it connected more in 2009
Officers, I don’t know what made him take off his shirt
ut there hasn’t been this much trash in a pool since his water birth
Why’s your tan stop at your chest? Couldn’t stand the heat?
Cuz you’re left with a whiter mid-section than the snacks I eat
This pose is awful dude, being shirtless is an awkward move
If I wanted pics of a bald crybaby in his crib, I can talk to Zuch
Hairlines like a horse shoe, it's basically splitting in two
There hasn't been a man since Ed Reed this happy to commit to The U
Do you shave your body? You’d look better with some breasts
You’ve been hinting you’re gay for years, looks like you finally said it with your chest

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Vagina hasn't come close to your beak at all, is it shocking?
Raised in a ginger bred house..how you haven't eaten walls is beyond me
Reminiscent of the characters I used to watch as a young cat
Looking like chucky ate a lot of Stu...most of angelica & allll of the rugrats
get stopped by police just bc of your disturbing gay aura
But fuck a breathalyzer, you wouldn't blow over inside hurricane laura
Trash votes aside, I ben catching bodies and that's that. Softy
Unfortunately 12 firefighters and 3 safety nets couldn't catch that body




Sorry for the random appearance. I was interested in 2 actual good writers matching up.

Unfortunately, not that I blame him, and while they were really good, Barcotic focused on fat jokes like every.single.person.ever.

User had more diversity in his creativity and equally dope lines.

Nicely done sirs.

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