Listen fat ass, my head stay with the timeless jokes
Fries can’t be a part of your health cleanse just because you’re bathing in Diet Coke
lold
You’re an imitator, trust I’m stern with the heat fool
You ain’t FGR, even though you LITERALLY just emerged from his gene pool
dead
Look, that jawline is pubes galore
You. Are. UGLY. Face has me wishing that these spoons were forks
nah
Who the fuck posts up at this point with lotion?
Looking like McDonalds and The Hills Have Eyes did a joint promotion
ok
Traveling from branch to branch must be a musty habit
Water looks like a mall fountain, i toss a quarter in and wish u werent such a faggot
decent
Starches are bad my guy, unless it’s a heart attack you desire
That head, them fries, how many potatoes will keep coming out of that deep fryer?
ok
vs.
Spoons raised in victory, just got finished chowing down his eighth breakfast
In an hour he'll be in the mirror, stomach out asking the same question
not feeling this
I look at this picture and think mannn what a flattering homage
Somebody built a statue of Andy Milonakis out of Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets
cool
I'm always dismissed as a topical dude, but as u sit porky as hell/gorging yourself
A TLC camera crew trailing you like "now THIS guy's got a story to tell!"
lold
Carotid arteries praying for god's forgiveness, hard to keep a posi-body image
When your blood type is literally the sauce from the McDonald's ribwich
nop
I've been POUNDIN bitches - covering birds in thick spunk
You been poundin bitches, you lean in for a hug n they revert to fist bumps
ok cool
Retiring to focus on your health? Probably literally kill you to take a damn walk
Looking like Ham Porter if he fucked around and ate the entire Sandlot
nope
v/ Top ILL fucked with his humor and the consistency. sorry for the short vote
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