Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already
If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many”
either I don’t get this or it’s way too simple...
And that mag section was just sad to me bro
If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino
Cool
It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone
But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone
Dope
There are rules to how some things are worn Des..
Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead.
Lol ok
This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at
If Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat
Not feeling
That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it
Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot
Nah again
A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder?
Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number
Punch is fire.. set up could’ve been better
Vs
On first glance, Dave’s normal. But trust me. He’s damaged tho.
How the fuck u a dude, those ain’t even tight shorts & u still rockin a cameltoe?
Lol ok. Kinda wordy in the punch but it’s cool
Is this ur studio apartment? Or a hotel room where u surfaced?
There’s no art that can be seen anywhere... just like one of ur verses
Decent
Zuch bitcoined u already. So I can’t even speak on that stupid hair
But even that rectangle on ur shirt can’t cover up the fact that u a square
Ehhhh JUST gets a pass. Not great
this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning
I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing
Cabinet painted with his head/foreshadowing is kind of a loose connection to me but I like the creative angle
covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward
Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours
Cool
I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports
But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts
Lol nice
nah, fuck it, that shit’s jacked. I have to talk about this kid’s hair
It’s weird he seeks respite under the waves, when he literally lives every minute there
Not so keen
Ok so best bars in order
Home alone>wet shorts>retractable digits>camel toe>visiting hours>bum chin
This really goes back and forth and could go either way. I’m gonna edge this to Des just because his misses were slightly better
Vote - Destroyer
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