Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already
If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many”
And that mag section was just sad to me bro
If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino
It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone
But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone
There are rules to how some things are worn Des..
Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead.
This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at
If
Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat
That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it
Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot
A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder?
Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number