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Old 08-17-2020, 05:05 PM   #29
El Muffin
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Originally Posted by Finnydot View Post
I stopped reading after Muff said tight doesn't equal the best. Lol

Tight is always best, the fuck?

You've obviously never been with a chick who's mastered kegels.
I have . & you just don’t understand

This particular mf I could swim in .. but just HOVERING over her shit made me wanna bust

It’s another ball game bro I’ve experienced nothing else like it

N I’ve slept Witt this blonde who I couldn’t barely get an index in her ar first .. had to break her in .. it had been awhile for her supposedly. Idfk but it was dumb tight

N the shot I’m talking bout eclipses that .

I’m telling you . There some voodoo coochie out there . They the ones notable for driving multiple niggas insane & normally live a frenetic lifestyle. Demon ass hoes fr

this mf girl coochie throb through her leggings man it’s crazy crazy it feel like Chernobyl when she sit on my lap b you DOMT GET IT :(
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