You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair
okk
So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen
He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets
mildly funny
His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning
That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning
haha cool
Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern
I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard
wording might be off, not feeling the fire hazard in that pic
Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders
When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta
idk if its me cuz I did a grease bar a few weeks back but I'm not digging this
So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal
Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel
not feeling this
It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote
Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke
okk
But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best
Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck
okk
vs.
Okay then…
Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British
While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish
cool
Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese
It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease
ok kinda corny
What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
haha nice
He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
decente
Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel
There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils
okk
Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
not feeling this
You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast
cool
I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts
But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float
not getting this
I'm going with username here, just wasnt feeling TOP iLL overall verse
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