You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair
So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen
He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets
His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning
That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning
Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders
When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta
It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote
Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke
vs.
What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast
Damn
Everything I quoted from User was fire
But Top had some fire too (unlike he did vs. me ...)
This is a NICE battle fr, and hard to call
I got Top on consistency
Could definitely go either way
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