Listen Porky
(Lol @ this when u see his pic)
You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair
Lol ok
So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen
He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets
Doesn’t rhyme too well for me but love the concept
His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning
That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning
lol Dope.. although my one critique would be the lazy rhyming again of ‘burning’ and ‘morning’
Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern
I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard
Not feeling as much bro
Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders
When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta
Lol nice
So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal
Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel
Dope lol
It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote
Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke
Hahahah yes it’s alright
But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best
Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck
Ehhh I guess
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The fat joke wants fat jokes, huh?
Okay then…
Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British
While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish
This is cool lol & go fuck urself User
Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese
It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease
Not really feeling
What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
Lol cool
He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
Cool again
Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel
There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils
Lol ok
Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
Lmao.. not over focused on the pic part from being a fat generic, still got a laugh outta me
You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast
Fire lol
I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts
But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float
Funny again but light
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Top ill’s always funny.. so is User. User was more consistent though and had LOTB imo with hamstring. One of those one’s where you wondering why you didn’t think of it. Props. Another cool battle
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