If you were shooting for cute with this pic you better take a hint
Shit looks like a Marley & Me reboot if it was directed by David Lynch
I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years
The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears
That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it
Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is
There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out
Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’
the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it
Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created
Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit
We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?!
pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out
Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch
And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front
Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk