The fat joke wants fat jokes, huh?
Okay then…
Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British
While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish
Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese
It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease
What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel
There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils
Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast
I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts
But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float