Best believe Dave lets lame stuff fester
That’s the ugliest mutt I’ve ever seen, and the dog in the backseat ain’t much better
Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat?
Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back
That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner
This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future”
The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster
They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after
Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win?
That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in
You’re both looking rough, like what a place to be at
Been staring at this pic 20 minutes and still can’t tell which of you is on their way to rehab
For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified
It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized
This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got
Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot