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Old 08-10-2020, 12:00 PM   #12
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a gator ain’t swallowing that whale. Look at the pudge on this fool
he so excited about the idea of ANYTHING eating he already leaving puddles of drool
ok hah

Shark tat on a dark hat??? bro, say ur just lyin ta me
I knew u repped Cro, but I thought it was just of the “issant” variety
this is funny and corny maybe i'm missing something haha

an imperial unit of mass. we need a new system to describe u...
I’d guess about 70 stone, and I’m not talking about the bricks behind u
okk

u brave as fuck to take this pic, man. I mean u a real rock star
Them teeth look sharp as fuck- at least they not AS yellow as the crock’s are
borderline compliment 0/10

above his head - u can plug in ur phone so it charges up while u see the zoo
but that looks like a small outlet - like what you think every time u leave a room
im not feeling this

I’ve seen the size of the target now. So I won’t just come with a knife dude
&&& the stick I put up under ur neck gonna have ur jaw propped open for life too
nicee


vs

"Bro I'm tryna look DOPE, come and pose for this picture!"
Only dynamite thing about this flick is the fact you got Napoleon witcha
cool I get this

I'm fucking bitches son, literally the bigger the cup the badder
Only time y'all was gaming on sum D&Ds is arguing over who was dungeon master
ehh not hard hitting

You might see this pic and reminisce like "dude we were some fuckin stoners"
I ain't inciting gay shit to 'get a rise out you' Des, that dude literally has a fuckin boner
ok cool

Keystyled this in twenty minutes, while you overkilled with prep, it's over
I'm the winner writing's on the wall like that Chilli Peppers poster
this is kinda played could have been pulled off diferently

That chip you're holding destined to be your last, this lame won't amount to shit
Hilarious we can still see the closet that you just came out of bitch
nah 0/10

There it is! The origin story of text battling's biggest dick fanatic
Only ironic dude you 'experimenting' with looks like fucking Rick Moranis
kinda forced but ok

This was very good and very close, both had equal amount of misses so I had to rate each bar and I got Destroyer here with 1-2 more points. Adverse's closer was a bit forced the guys face just doesnt click as rick moranis and the chilli peppers poster could have been portrayed better imo, i've seen that execution before and it doesnt sting anymore for me. Also wtf at destroyer complimenting adverse tooths that was wholesome
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