[Sharp]

The way that hair comes off the line matters
Baldness is running SEVERAL routes on that head, and not one is a fly pattern
fire
You wear kid gloves, a toddler could hurt you
If anyone catches them tiny hands it’s BK rebooting that Whopper commercial
vaguely remember that commercial. Not googling for feedback, sorry
Blue those teeth are gross, soon you’ll be gummin’ it out
Funny your boyfriend calls you Oral B, yet you’ve never used one in that mouth
funny but light
Front of your nose DROOPY, think I’d skip dissin’ that shit?
If you sneezed while walking you would probably trip over the tip
lol
Hairline is fucked, slicked back like he acts smart
Your forehead is A Walk To Remember, and the girls will cry at that sad part
fuckkkk
Gay sex is a cess pool, I’ll be stern when I speak
Keep that Q-tip in or take it out, either way it still burns when he pees
not crazy about this one
Brush your teeth, for God’s sake it’s killin’ me
I know girls tell you to eat shit on the daily, but you didn’t have to take it literally
nice
I know you chew tobacco, and that’s the deadliest path
I don’t have to put the Browning to your grill, Skoal already did that
another browning line... Smart to use it now that you know it's understod to be 'gun'. Clever, dope

Generally great verse. Felt all but two of your ideas and the stuff about his hair was crazy