Dave -
Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf
Bomb -
W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis
Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis
This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe
No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake
Kind of a landslide for Dave here. I thought he was all around wittier, used the pic more creatively, and just was overall more entertaining. Bard had the Elvis line and to a lesser degree the Snowflake line, but everything else felt like he was grasping at straws.
V - Dave
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