User haddd:
That forehead looks like a sand trap at a golf course, bitch
You need to rely on a hat to sort you out more than Hogwarts kids
How drunk’s his bitch? Lookin’ like she sucks spunk for tips
I wanna "Like" this photo, but you're already a Thumb with lips
Your girl’s atrocious, I can’t even look her deep in the eye
Lookin’ like she learned makeup watching a transformation scene in The Fly
You're both ugly, and this picture makes me wanna cherish your vocals
Y'alls teeth got enough Jagged Edges to sing a song about marriage proposals
Wand had:
U not a psycho with guns. those lies are wack as hell bro
User unhinged with arms? Yeh... only cos u literally have no elbow
u DON’T get chicks unless they disfigured or short sighted my friend
So falling asleep on a bird with one eye is how a typical night for u ends
This was a decent little battle I think User had a couple more quotables, Wand didn't execute in some spots and while User started out real slow he picked it up and got the W
V/User
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