Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it?
The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it
You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf
Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails
Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales
I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs
And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up