UserName's verse
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These are the same faces we made watching Brexit, dude
I feel bad for your girl, there’s better Top Boy’s in her Netflix Queue
Her nose is a bit much, I bet she does blow out of big cups
One sneeze hits her walls harder than anything your fragile dick does
That forehead looks like a sand trap at a golf course, bitch
You need to rely on a hat to sort you out more than Hogwarts kids
This nerdy queer’s already been fucked til he’s squirting tears
Whole face looks like a Wooly Willy someone left in an attic for 30 years
How drunk’s his bitch? Lookin’ like she sucks spunk for tips
I wanna "Like" this photo, but you're already a Thumb with lips
Your girl’s atrocious, I can’t even look her deep in the eye
Lookin’ like she learned makeup watching a transformation scene in The Fly
You're both ugly, and this picture makes me wanna cherish your vocals
Y'alls teeth got enough Jagged Edges to sing a song about marriage proposals
I had fun with this dry clown but enough’s enough, the guy’s down
If this beating were anymore drawn out, it’d be one of her eyebrows
Goodbye.
Wanderer's verse
wildlife doc! That’s obvs the female & ur the male, end of debate
I can tell cos u got bright orange colours... but the twist is it won’t attract mates
Not soaring with the best.. cop the failed tests fatty’s been thru
U’ll never reach dizzy heights regardless how many feathers u cling to
u DON’T get chicks unless they disfigured or short sighted my friend
So falling asleep on a bird with one eye is how a typical night for u ends
Yo dieting sucks when ur own reflection sends u up to the cupboard
Ur lip & moustache together look like a hotdog smothered in mustard
I’m sure u’ll throw a hissy fit but get it straight, ur fuckin dead
I would say keep ur wig on... but It seems urs levitates above ur head
U not a psycho with guns. those lies are wack as hell bro
User unhinged with arms? Yeh... only cos u literally have no elbow
Fat ginger hamster. Ur eating habits are a sorry state bruh
Check his left cheek pouch containing half a sandwich he’s stored for later
Similarities between u end with achievements my spectacled dude
Both Peckish all day & shitting liquid but at least ur friend’s got medals than u