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Old 08-01-2020, 10:53 AM   #4
Sharp
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
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You’re extra flabby, your feet might slip
This guy got liposuction last August but continues to eat like shit
light
Where’s the muscle officer? It’s all impurities
Academy gave you a body fat test and it came back “mall security”
fire
You need a bra, gravity got your titties slumped and then centered
Your verses are trash, but your belly button and them nips are really comin’ together
solid
Wtf are you even doing? You don’t want this hassle
Looking like you went from disgraced cop to the lifeguard for Username’s asshole
goofy but light
Based on that complexion you can not stop me
Put the burner to that dome, OPA! Face looks JUST like saganaki
had to google it. Concept is fire, but it's a reference most won't get (me included) and it works for anyone, not really based on this pic which loses some oomph for me

Body fat test got an audible chuckle out of me. Good shit
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