Well..
Label me impressed, kids’ toys these days are straight the best
Who knew you could remove individual eyeballs on a Mr Potato Head?
Funny but individual eyes from a potato head? Haven’t u always been able to do that? Lol idk..
Drinking at the wheel? I don’t think that shit’s strategical
But you can prolly get let off the DUI as you clearly live in that vehicle
Dope
Lookin more sweaty than that roof, hygiene tip for this wack schlub;
Maybe trade those post-work suds for the kind you find in bath tubs
Lol ok
On Dave’s level? You’re nowhere near so show some respek
Only parralels I see here are those 4 weird-ass growths on your neck
Lol.. I just thought that was part of his beard til I zoomed. some weird shit
That whole side’s a strange mess, his face own face just ain’t impressed
Even got the weak excuse for a soul patch tryna exit stage left
Cool
Probably shouldn’t bring it up but I do not give a single fuck;
Ear lobes are so baggy they give rounds of applause when the wind gets up
Lol ok
Vs
Fuck words ama break it down letter by letter for you
Cuz let’s B real homie, every one knows D is never close to a W
This misses for me man
Ohh you claim to be a vet and you want respect? Sure!
How son? the last time you tasted a V was when you put on that shirt
Nah man this is weak
Looking like you chewed that shit to bits like a nervous prick
No worries tho, cuz you winning this battle is more of a reach than you taking that pic
Lol alright
A boat? Rivers a perfect place to hide a body from the feds
But when I pull the tech n lick shots I won’t need water to leave you wet
Nah just too simple
And U gets no pussy I’m sure bitches look and say PASS!
who would want to date a Nigga who’s nose hairs literally grow into his mustache?
Funny observation but it’s a bit of a reach and kinda light
Fuck this pussy he’s a fagot, looking like every other next door neighbor
But yo that’s fitting cuz I’m sure he’s about as soft as mr. Rogers sweater
Nah again man
So I’m sure Inno is capable of better but Dave took this. More consistent and creative. Funnier read
Vote - evaD
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