Well..
Label me impressed, kids’ toys these days are straight the best
Who knew you could remove individual eyeballs on a Mr Potato Head?
Drinking at the wheel? I don’t think that shit’s strategical
But you can prolly get let off the DUI as you clearly live in that vehicle
Lookin more sweaty than that roof, hygiene tip for this wack schlub;
Maybe trade those post-work suds for the kind you find in bath tubs
On Dave’s level? You’re nowhere near so show some respek
Only parralels I see here are those 4 weird-ass growths on your neck
That whole side’s a strange mess, his face own face just ain’t impressed
Even got the weak excuse for a soul patch tryna exit stage left
Probably shouldn’t bring it up but I do not give a single fuck;
Ear lobes are so baggy they give rounds of applause when the wind gets up