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Old 07-28-2020, 11:12 PM   #2
Vulgar
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You'd do best to conserve energy but pal never spar or battle me
This well shaven Energizer Bunny's about to get me charged for battery
You're hardly flattering, stop saying crazy things because you plainly stink
How do you look like Will Farrell in Elf but you dress like a baby Grinch?
You took show business by storm, u wore anal Rings, danced with mages
and your stage nickname was "Too Hot for Rivendell" Legolas Vegas
so quit talking boy you ain't hard
After I saw this pic I keep thinking, "When Jude Law walked into a gay bar..."
Mic cadence is poorly timed. Radios won't play his lame corny rhymes
wearing a du-rag with a visor is the closest he'd EVER get to being on Shade 45
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