You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
Lmao
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
Decent but bit of a force w/ Greenland
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
Nice
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
Ok
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
Concept been done a lot but it’s ok
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
This doesn’t hit w/ the pic for me? How are you seeing bacon in that collar? Lol
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
Decent closer
That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
Kinda funny but a stretch w/ the pic like his bacon line
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
Lol
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
Not feelin this too much
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
Lol
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
Fire
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
Ok
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
Ear looks pretty normal to me but I like the funny current angle
User had an absolute haymaker with the side part one. The rest had the comedy wording that always works but the concepts weren’t that great for me, like just saying you’re Mexican, you’re Peurto rican is kinda basic. Hush had quasimodo and gender fluid which were fire and bacon collar was a big miss for me but the rest was all good. Good showings from both and a fun read but I give it to hush for better overall verse.
Vote - Hush
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