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Old 07-27-2020, 01:45 PM   #10
Sharp
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You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
funny, but light
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
Greenland made this bar for me. Solid
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
gone
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
the wording doesn't sit great with me
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
lmao nice
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
throwback. I get it and it's dope, but I expect people won't remember that ad
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
light but okay





That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
more silly than anything
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
funny, but light
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
humor isn't doing it for me here
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
okay
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
Jesus this is dope
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
lol
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
lobster bar of the battle. Actually a good, funny bar tbh

I have Hush with more consistentcy. Great read

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