Weighs 260 but ALL lard, body fat at a peak for this dude
Yeah you got some mussels in this pic, you’re about to eat those up too
Played wordplay but it works, decent
Same pic diff angles, not here to play with this monster
It’s obvious to us that this is the only time you ever ate lobster
Lol this is good
He ain’t got guns on his hips, as rude as it sounds
But they ARE love handles, so technically he’s still coming through with the pounds
Doesn’t quite work
Look at my jawline, THAT’S perfect dieting
While your belly has a curvature that could disband Flat Earth Society
I used this in the first roast so it’s played to me
Bard lost the genetic lottery, dude is far from clever
You’re only alive because God found three stray chromosomes and pooled them all together
Lol good but generic
Dude is SWEATING, nervous, can’t even enjoy that beer
Looking at his phone like “I can’t touch this lobster until my unemployment clears”
Lol
W/those two dudes it look like you trying to get dick quick
Can’t tell if you got the herpes.. or if that’s just how Neighbor left your lip split
nice use of pic but punch is ok
Ur last battles were close AF! But I’ll sleep this weak dude
Always win by a hair... unless it’s a mustache comp w/these two!
Lmao fire
Bullet down your throat pussy... I hit this Nut w/the blick
Last time I saw three bitches this close? Your mom, sister & wife were suckin my dick
Ok
Fuck.. U got double D Size Cheek Bones bruh!& U soft, vet
I’ll rip that giant nose off so ur face look like ILL TOPs Chest
Don’t like this
I’m a Basket Case that’ll Eat & body this kid on lame shit
Take ur Head Out w/the Ham! so ur friends look like they on a Picnic Blanket!
Don’t like this either
U UPN faggots explode when us NC handle U rough
Fuck your so Caldera! One punch to that nose will rival wen Volcanos Erupt
Not a clue with this one sorry
Bomb bard started off with heat and good pic disses, the moustache one was lotb, but fell off hard. Zuch was consistent, no real misses and the different angles bar was nice and funny. Couple verging on played but consistency enough to take it, just.
Vote - zuch
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