Dave -
I swear I’ve seen this dude before? Pic shows a hell of a likeness
Yo when did Paul Giamatti get diagnosed with elephantitis?
^^GOOOOONE
They say this battle will be close? Don’t trust a word the board said
When they wrote battle of epic proportions, they were referring to your head
This life can be a bitch, not every dude can get them pants off
So I’m just tryna cut through the B.S. and squeeze some titties like your jansport
Ad -
You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent
Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant
Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit
And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it
Nice battle, short and sweet - both had their misses. Dave, I think some of the stuff I didn't like with your verse might be chalked up to not understanding the lingo. I don't know what pitching the cutter means. The pecan line seemed just lazy, but maybe that has another meaning? lol, I'm not sure. Still, the Paul Giamatti line fucking had me in stitches. Solid effort all around. Ad, on the other hand - consistency was not your friend this week, bud. I liked your opener, and then didn't really rock with anything until your closer. Everything in between seemed wayyyy too lazy to me or just had really poor wording choice.
V - Dave
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